Chef Guy, when he was in one of his rare complimentary moods as we worked together, would often tell me I did nice work with the menus I created. Most recently, he told me that he was always impressed my whimsical approach to designing items. It sounds weird, right? Designing a menu item. I mean, it's easy to say: come up with a new flavor of cupcake.Then you flip through a flavor list, and pick and choose.
Not me though, I'm one of those people, those people whose approach to food is not just executing recipes. Though of course I love a good classic like everyone else - I know the intrinsic value of making creme brulee twice a week. The zen meditation and balance of getting the anglaise to just the right consistency and then pouring it carefully into the ramekins in their water baths, covering, cooking ever so carefully so that you get the smoothest silky custard ever.
I had a knack for it right out of the gate. Also do well with souffles. It probably shocks no one to know that all the baking items I do best with are the fussy ones - and fussy meaning petulant, not tidy, though I work amazingly clean for someone who abhors doing dishes in her own home. Anyway, baking was never supposed to be part of the plan, it just sort of dropped in my lap because, frankly, none of the line cooks ever wanted to do it. Even the ones with mad crazy skills in it, like CG, didn't want to get caught in the pastry ghetto.

I jumped at the opportunity to try new things, and especially given I was in Fresno, but in higher end restaurants - when I look back at some of the stuff I attempted and pulled off because I didn't know enough to be intimidated but did know enough to be dangerous...it just blows my tiny little mind. I have to own the fact that the first time I cribbed Thomas Keller's famous "banana split" I did (had to, I was working in CG's kitchen and he was a Keller acolyte) give props to where it came from. However...when I moved to the next restaurant, and got promoted to Pastry Chef when the blonde bombshell who had gone to pastry school bailed to return to the rough and tumble world of insurance sales (admittedly, better pay and better hours, but holy christ, all the soul sucking boredom!) I busted it out again and didn't mention where the idea came from, and the clientele were food savvy enough to be impressed, but not savvy enough to know where I'd pulled it from (to be fair, the banana split isn't his most well known, that would be "coffee and doughnuts" and I would have never done that one)...and then inspiration mainlining Claudia Fleming's work at Grammercy Tavern...my motivation when I decide to create something is to work as they do - as most people do at the higher end spots do now...though sometimes the pastry chefs don't quite get into it as much.

This is a very longwinded way of getting around to the fact that I hit (another) home run today, and I hit it with my least favorite bat: the cupcake. Cupcakes are really the only flexible item in our current product line in terms of working seasonally (which is my ethic) so I've tried to embrace it. I approach desserts as creating an experience for the person eating them. I want there to be a wow moment, a connection to a memory, a message from me to them: check this out, look what I made for you! Also, I try to be a little clever (or whimsical, whatever) and as I work on a concept, I don't just slap flavors together like legos. Usually I'll think about the season, what's available, what are people eating typically? What do people like? Then, I bounce ideas around until I come up with an idea I think I can execute. For cupcakes, one of the more unique things I do (and Shaggy, my executive chef pointed this out today again) is I'm kind of a geek about garnishes being both edible and handmade, if at all possible. So far with the exception of the candy cane in my "hot cocoa" cupcake (chocolate peppermint cake, dark chocolate ganache center, marshmallow cream frosting, and the candy cane as a "straw") I've been able to do that. I candy lemon zest like a pro (wait! I am a pro! yay!). Sometimes the ideas are very product oriented - a coconut cupccake, filled with a lime curd, topped with vanilla frosting and rolled in toasted fresh coconut, and I like those as well. Halloween it was chocolate cake, peanut butter cream filling, frosting tinted orange, and then topped with tiny sugar skulls I made. Tiny gingerbread men for the gingerbread cupcakes.
Today though, was the culmination in my most recent venue, of showing my exec what I do. I gave it a name ( i always give them names, but don't always tell him that, as not all our front of the house kids are that on the ball to get a concept for a cupcake): "schoolyard crush" as it's for valentine's day. I had used the fresh cranberries that came in one week to make a jam, so that they wouldn't go to waste. I was sure I could use it in a cookie or something. When asked to do a new seasonal cupcake though, I switched gears. Of course I immediately went for pb&j, as it's a classic combo that is a winner virtually all the time. How to do it better though, and how to tie it to Valentine's Day? Pb& j....makes me think of lunchboxes.....gradeschool...valentines...those cruddy candy hearts...bingo. Vanilla cake, jam filling, pb frosting, and I'll make the candy hearts (never done that before!). And that is exactly what I did. Shaggy was so stoked. When I presented it - he asked me about the hearts and if they were fondant and I said, well, technically that is probably what it is, but I made it from scratch and he side-eyed me and said "You're crazy, that's out of control" and smiled. When he tasted it, he said (about the hearts) "Wow, they taste better than I remember them" and smiled. That, kids, is the money shot for me. I don't get to go out in the dining room anymore during service to have customers tell me how much they loved the Tuscan Cannoli, or the "Beer & Pretzles" (Guinness flavored ice cream and housemade fresh pretzels...yes i did) or whatever crazy shit I decided to do (I once offered "Oreos 3 ways" without using a single actual Oreo, but creating them and the flavors in different forms on my own) so when I can make Shaggy (that's not his name, but it's similar, and he bears a striking resemblance to Scooby Doo's pal, and has a nice pastry background himself) smile I am stoked. He totally got it. So did my pal Suse, who is also part of the bakery team, but her German background and experience has her do more cut & paste sorts of things (amazing technician though, she is incredibly skilled).
Ok, enough rambling, it's so hard to stay clear when I start talking about this approach to food - I'll get it clear eventually.
Or at least, get the introduction to the second book done. One way or another.
Anyway, "schoolyard crush" feels good and appropriate right now. So good. I love that word "crush". It just sounds fun, nice, sweet. Crushing on someone is fun.
See, cupcakes can be fun, and metaphors, woot!

Right, so meanwhile, over at the Emirates... a place I have been not suitably attentive to for a couple weeks now, save for the occasional Ramsey fan girl blogs I check out...and recent events have distracted me even more. However...today Arsenal were playing Leeds in the 3rd round of the FA Cup (the only thing left for us to play for this year - Man City knocked us out of both the Carling cup and are dominating the PL with Man U, we might get past Milan in this next round of Champs league, but with our current form, it doesn't look good. And, even if we do get through, we'll only end up losing to Barca or Real, so you know, yay.) Admittedly, I was unusually iffy about the match today - even though Titi was set to be on the bench today. The legend I'd never thought I get to watch play for Aresnal again, was playing again. Plus, my pal Tommy, who I haven't seen for a few weeks because, like every other person on the planet - our schedules generally conflict - actually they parallel, but i have to be on the last train at 12:30 or i'm toast and so haven't made it to his spot on 24th and Mission on a night he's open, unless I go in to the city on my day off, and i try to avoid it in an ongoing attempt to save cash to move home, and also, there's the part where i like to do dink around at home, like this weekend, banging out the first demo of the conversation hearts... *sigh* *home* *sea otters* *mittens* My bad. Where was I? oh, yes, so Tom asked me to come to the pub and watch the Leeds match today. I arrived late, he left early. The bulk of the match was tedious, but holy cow, that one half-minute? Song passing to Henry, and him just guiding into the lower right corner like he'd always done (so they tell me, i've seen it on Youtube of course...but that's not the same) - and the pub was dead, but that totally brought it to life (in my estimation). It is even more emotional to watch clips online that people took in the stands, the jubilation....so intense, so warm. Everyone so crazy happy for Titi, for the club (we'd surely win now!), and just the poetic nature of the event. He was wearing the 12, literally, he's our 12th man now. It was his 12th goal in his 12 games against Leeds, in 2012. Numerology is silly too, but the coincidence is pretty crazy. It was also his 12th consecutive goal in an Arsenal jersey (the footy kids, they like their stats just like baseball freaks!) I love the Arsenal so much because it's a club filled with epic stories and characters (yes, i know all the clubs have them, but do they have 125 years of it? an Invincible Season? Ar-mutherfucking-shavin? ) - I listened to a Desert Island Discs episode with Tony Adams, who I've heard all about in podcasts and interviews: the Player's Captain, was known for his drinking and playing, his drive and determination, all of it. Listening him talk about his favorite music was so enlightening. He had awesome well-rounded taste, and picks that seemed to underline his sensitive nature and love of how music fills in your life sometimes. Ok, most times.I love that show, and the fact that they had Tony Adams on was a testament to his impact. I haven't seen another episode featuring a football player. Thierry Henry seems destined for that cultural nod too (guess that's why they both got statues this year), and already is a legend who is still playing. Plus it was against Leeds, it should have been a no brainer, and it kind of was - at least for those watching on another continent. So frustrating when the play is dull and you can't be there to see all the players, their bearing their demeanor. I so very much want to see Arsenal play in England, ideally at the Emirates, but I'm not choosy. I's be stoked, even if it meant being in the away end at Stoke (then i could lead a chant calling for Shawcross' head! because there's only ONE Aaron Ramsey). But there's this connection I feel with them with the supporters of this club because they all seem so different from other team's fans(see what i did there?), and it grows stronger, each season that passes, no matter how we finish. The heart and characters in this team is amazing. It's tough for us now, so many injured. I'm sure Bac and the Verminator want to be back soon so they can play with Henry, and poor Jacky! You know HE totally wants to get in! Anyway, it was a good finish to a lackluster game up until that point. Tom and I need to meet up again though for the whole match, and of course, a sandwich from Molinari's ideally, on a day I don't have to go to work after so I can enjoy my Guinness with the goals :) So, the final was 1-nil o the arsenal, we move to the 4th round of the FA cup and face Swansea on Saturday. And, my fantasy team is still at the top of the Cutty league, and in top 5 in two others, who'da thunk it? Not me, not in a million years.

Well, that's just about right. It appears deleted the last post - the one about the bully. Dammit. I wanted a raw record of that. Can't seem to find a way to get it back. It would appear there is no dumpster diving at Blogger. At any rate. I've got a (I think) Thompson Twins song in my head today "What is Love, Anyway?" at least I think it's them, if not, it should be....cause it's a ridiculous bit of 80's new wave, but appropriate. anywayyyyy....
This is the question of the day when the universe/rollercoaster/life slams you right into a sharp turn that apparently you didn't see cause you were busy looking at the kid next to you who looks like he's gonna hurl. What? So, there I was, minding my own business, skulking around that Social Networking Site and see a message from an account that appears to be in a foreign language. Thinking that it's either the Nigerian Prince nagging me about sending my checking account info so he can wire the fortune to me, or another international Arsenal account...I click on to read. Oh. and it was Latin. I should have known immediately.
Interestingly, I didn't (so that's good, right? That I'm not constantly hoping for someone specifically to contact me out of the mists of time) know. I read the first lines, about how if I ever wanted to hear a funny story...about how wrong he was, and right I was.
And my hands started shaking. Then a mention of the post about the bullying. Holy fucking cat's cradle bird on a wire cows wearing sunglasses........who reads my blog? I for a fleeting moment thought it might have somehow been someone on the train that night, it was so fucking far out of left field.
It was ex-SMRGE. Apologizing, after I said that I would certainly listen to a doozie of a story, knowing full well it might not be anything even remotely similar to that I had often daydreamed about him telling me on the fateful day that we once again spoke.
It was an apology for the way he treated me. That he had recognized (after 7 years with someone else) that he had made a mistake. It was....unexpected. I mean, that shit doesn't ever happen, even in movies. Or at least the movies I watch. Wait; did Mrs Doubtfire end with them getting back together? I can never get past him vacuuming in the old lady outfit....so maybe it does happen on occasion. But not to anyone I know.
Your ex-spouse, the one that left you never ever really comes back and tells you that he was a complete jackass and wishes he could turn back the clock. Sure they might think it, and I think we all hope in the back of our little mind (the mind my therapist gave the book "The Princess who believed in Fairy Tales" to for homework..) that they think it all the time as they flounder away in their shiny new life.
I mean, we were together almost just half as long as they were.
I stood up and immediately was a little dizzy. Sat back down. Stared at screen. Re read the note, and then as i was rereading, he sent another follow-up sure that he hadn't done the right thing. I started typing.
He did do the right thing. It is the right thing to apologize when you hurt someone. It's even better to try and make something good happen to sort of counterbalance the damage. Most of all though, it's about taking responsibility for oneself. Cannot stress that enough kids. The only way to heal the pain is by talking about it, getting it into the sunlight. We followed the brief exchange of social networking messages with an actual phone call.
That was weird. But weird in an exhilarating way. In hearing that voice again, marveling at it's resonance and familiarity, and yet the style of speaking had changed a little, and it was interesting.  He was very excited, and it was flattering to feel like he's actually found it important to make contact finally. We talked about what had precipitated it, how he felt, how astonished he was that I'd be willing to talk to him. That I didn't just hate him.
I don't have time for that sort of hate. I find it an emotion that is only useful when having to power through a major physical challenge - like nine months of culinary school in the morning and working at night. Of course you will do damage...I ended up often listening to Dave Matthews at one point and have vivid memories of early morning sunrises on my way to school with his live stuff playing to get me...god, what did that get me?
Oh yeah, straight A's 100% attendance, an awesome externship, and great jobs. oh, and that one instructor fired. But he had it coming.
I told him I knew he wanted me to be mad to berate him...but i'm not feeding that parasite that's leeching his soul. Nope, not gonna do it (also: i yelled shit in the car at him quite often. got it out of my system. that's key - seemed kind of retarded at the time, like this couldn't possibly do any good, but it did. when the time came, i'm totally able to be in the moment and appreciate it for what it is: a great show of effort and determination. Both things I am fond of in this particular human). That he places value on the time we had together is heartening as well, though of course will always be a little befuddling, given how it all went down. As part of our chat became tonight I think. But that's why the talk is so good, to sort it out.
The phone call was 3 hours. The next night of IMing, 6 hours and tonight again 3. I have a lot of feelings doing a little dance in my heart at the moment and the one predominant thing is "give it a chance" because I won't know if it's real if I don't try it. You have to give people second chances. It's why I moved to Eugene with Mike. It's why I let CG come stay with me here in the East Bay. It generally, in my experience, doesn't actually work out even the second time round...but I keep hoping. Cause I want (have) to believe that people are good, and that they want to be better. People are so generally shitty to each other so much in this world, if someone is willing to make a change and be nice, fuck it, I'm in. It's DIY, do. it. yourself.
There is also a small voice going "woohoo!" at all of this, if only because...it's just kinda nice.
All the advice I've been giving eSMRGE is for my own benefit as well. I need to remind myself what works and how it works. This is all part of an amazing confluence of the last few weeks, with holidays, geekness, job stuff, and tim minchin, all playing a part in 2012 coming in like a motherfucking lion.
Oh, and also, I remember it as him asking me out the first time. He was the one skulking around the color room chatting to me a little bit more each day.
I got the hopey tattoo literally just before I met up with him . We went to a diner. We talked continually for  hours that night. Hrm. 
Again, I'm not sure where it's all headed, but I'm curious to find out.
I'll keep us posted.

So my British fixation has morphed into the be-all and end-all of all good geekdom. Doctor Who. Now, I have been aware of this show, it's cultural importance in both geek culture and basic Britculture since I was old enough to know that PBS was on channel 9. (For reasons still not completely clear to me even now, up and down the west coast, channel nine always seems to be the public broadcast system network. i know basically, the allocations to major networks, sort of like football numbering, go to most important stations, and that there usually are the big three, two locals and then it gets iffy, with nine always seeming to host the shows I adored: Zoom, and the Frugal Gourmet.
At any rate, as a kid in Seattle, via antennae (look it up, it should be right there next to "dial tone") we could also get canadian stations, which meant I could watch not only SCTV on weekends, but reruns of the Monkees on weeknights. I lived for that shit, and, in my twirling of the knobs also found Monty Python on PBS (pretty sure it was pledge week the first time) - and was mesmerized. So many things being made fun of, so witty, and: cardinals! They were making fun of church people! And dead parrots. Anyway. Amongst all that, I would occasionally happen upon Doctor Who episodes. I am not gonna (nor am I capable, actually) sugar-coat it: the production value stank, and in a way that wasn't easily dismissed like it was in Monty Python or even, later, the Young Ones. Nope. I'm pretty sure it was my lack of passion for Sci Fi that kept me from latching on to the shaggy haired, long scarf wearing Brit who seemed to always be trapped in a plywood garage with blinking light machines. So, for years, and years, and years, I dismissed it as the kind of canon, like Star Trek (aside from New Gen, which at least caught me for a little bit in its peacenik story telling, until it went all Borg=God=doom thingy stuff and Whoopie as a bartender in space. WTF???) just something i wasn't ever gonna get.
Until a brash former footbally player in a bowtie and a writer/producer who wrote Queer as Folk took the reins and rebooted it. And they were able to up the production value to at least make crazy sci-fi nonsense look good.
So, yeah, Matt Smith is my Doctor, and I'm fortysomething. However. He (and Mr. Merchant) have led me to watch the whole reboot from 2006, and i get it a lot more. I hesitated with Tennant, because to be honest, I wasn't sure anyone that good looking could be anything other than...well...sort of like John Barrowman. However, the tenth doctor is amazingly well written, and David Tennant is a better actor in most of the situations (save when he's rising christ-like in golden rays, then, ick) than almost all sci-fi actors I've ever watched (which, admittedly, isn't many). But Eccleston, he's frigging gold. So good at capturing the inner mayhem that if you really think about that life, the life of a timelord, what that must be like. He's cheeky, sexy without being full of himself (tenth...) and puts a spin on that blonde botox queen chav companion that is missed in the next 2 series.
Yeah, I'm not a Rose fan. In fact the whole series could do without the pining for Rose nonsense that really dampened the Martha stories. She was an amazing character, and to leave her in the dust is kind of a continuity glitch.
But whatever, apparently in sci-fi fandom, you let that shit go.
So. Anyway, I like Donna, and Micky and find Captain Jack a nice camp distraction, though can't make it through a whole episode of Torchwood because his fucking jacket is ridiculous.
It's tv. It's winter. This is what happens during the interlull. Good news: we beat Norwich, and I'm going to be back on 3 games a week until christmas, yay! less sci-fi, more footy!
Yay. Also, Brits. Enjoying learning more and more about them all the time, and not just on TV. More about that next time, if I can keep calm and carry on.

Previously on social networking sites...

You can have this social networking nonsense. This week the big blue F did a number on my head twice. The first time it was with the most bizarre coincidence and piece of evidence that the world is far smaller than we think it is, ladies and germs. Check it: a very old punk rock pal who I knew casually in DC through our bands playing together and what not. Yes, he was a drummer, but that goes without saying right? Anyway, he was the sweetest of the bunch and a unique kid whose name stuck with me long after I left DC. Also, his band was crazy fun, smart, and yeah, even, after much effort, became part of the big D. Anyway, flash forward to reconnecting with a bunch of those same DC folk (though he was originally from Little Rock, and was currently in Austin) and truth be told, he didn't remember me at first, but when reminded was very nice and we occasionally exchanged comments on posts, etc. This week I woke up, checked my fb account and was shocked to see photos from his somewhat blitzkreig wedding - that is, he fell in love and they got married almost immediately. That wasn't the shocker. The shocker was a photo of the happy couple with a woman who looked oddly familiar....glancing down at the tag, it appeared this best friend of the bride had the same name as my ex-husband's replacement wife for me. Turns out, it was her. What, I ask you, in the name of all that is cool in Gallifrey, the hell? How is that possible? Of all the people in the world for him to marry off the cuff? Of all the people in the world for her to be friends with? Of all the people to be married to my ex-husband who appropriated my punk rock life story to impress the very woman in the photos? Oh, for crying in the night. Then, minding my own business (because really, it's the only business I should mind) I again peruse fb to see what's up...and there is a brief mention of happy birthday to a former coworker and pal musician from DC posted by a good pal. Turns out the person died 4 years ago, at his own hand. I think I knew he had died (or had suspected based on some mentions by others) but officially found out that one of my sweetest most honest crushes from that era had not so easily shuffled off this mortal coil. I immediately went to a photo I had of him, a lovely one (like many I took at the time, back when I had fire in my eyes and a darkroom in my basement) and scanned it and sent it to the friend who made the post - I asked how/what happened? How could this beautiful, talented, sweet-hearted guy be gone?
And I got the news. I have to say, neither of these things is singular, there have been other reasons to unplug from the sham that is thinking that fb is actually manifesting actual friendships (though I know of people who have created whole new lives by surfing to find their old flames, and it's worked out for them, so...you know, all right for you two) but I think I'm done. I think it was better when I left a place and time, and didn't revisit it until it was meant to happen. This social networking feels like a crutch...maybe I'm doing it wrong or something, but I feel like I'm ignoring real people, real experiences...I miss the days when phones were attached to walls and tv was something you used to drown out the housemates.

I'm gonna do this early, because I'll be at work on the day. Also, because I'm in that place. It's been a long week. A week of being so painfully homesick for a city that I breathe, a dog that I cherish, and a life that I left behind. Not to mention the people. Oh, the people. Yeah, the people. The people I let fall out of touch. The people I couldn't make it work with. The people I ran away from. All of them.
This, kids, is not a trite blog about an episode of Saturday Night Live. It is also not a breakdown of amazing drama withstood in the face of tragedy. It is also not a vain attempt at a Home Improvement Lesson.
It is, for me a record, that exists in the ether. A way to shout in an forest with no one listening, in an attempt to fucking...find...my...mojo. You know, the one I left on a corner with that Navajo guy in the International District in Seattle, or at Microsoft, 2 floors below Bill Gates while TMCWDITW invited me to lunch and regaled me with tales of Uncle Tupelo and a guitar player I both loathed, and, ultimately, loved.
Yeah. It's about that. Its about my exhusband. That's right, I had a husband once. Like many parts of my life, I'm willing to give most things a shot...even marriage, though I didn't believe in it beyond the Disney aspects. How can you, when it too, exists in multiples? Even my father married twice - my mom was his second wife. My best friend's second marriage, WAAAAY better than the first which was a...what, an excuse to move out of single barracks, really.
Mine? It was for the Kid. The kid...that's funny too - she's now 18, and just got married herself. She doesn't give me much weight in her life. She thinks I can eat 3 cheeseburgers in a sitting, if you believe Facebook (which, admittedly, I do). Whatever. I tried as hard as I knew how with that kid. In 2001, before she came to live with us, (it was that Xmas that he brought her home) it was just he, me, the dog, and his crazy 6-toed cat (which he got rid of, just like me). We were in the car, headed to work - it was when we still both worked at the same repro house. He would later leave there to go build harps and dulcimers, a dream job that he would also leave in just 3 more years (the lying, the anger, the inability to maintain a sensible personality among creative peers seems to be an issue. He's fine, it appear,s with people who don't have legitimate emotional expectations. Or, I'm a jerk, and so is Dusty Strings, but whatever.)
That morning though, we were headed down Admiral Way, about to hit the West Seattle Bridge, listening to NPR as we did every morning. And they announced that one of the twin towers had been hit by a plane - there was still much confusion, and when we got to work, the internet was locked up (we were lucky to be in a tech company, but the outlets still didn't work as well as they do now). we pieced it together, and I'm pretty sure we were sent home early. We spent it camped out in each other's arms in front of the TV, amazed, astounded and profoundly (I still feel, dunno about him) astonished at what had transpired. That night, we went to Alkai, where people were lighting candles and standing vigil.
I was alone and angry when my dad died. I wanted so much to be able to have someone to hold me. There was no one, when I needed it so, so very much. On 9/11, I had it, and it happened. And, while I am glad that I was able to share my astonishment and grief with someone I loved, there was (and is) a bit of me that was so incredibly pissed off. My father died by a second heart attack on the car lot where he spent his retirement days talking and dealing in classic cars. I loved him, and when he died, suddenly and without warning - sure there were condolences, but...he was simply, in the end, dead.
Do not misunderstand me. I am not saying that 3000 innocent inhabitants of the twin towers, planes and Pentagon on that day weren't victims. However, they also were not martyrs. The died through a cruel twist of fate, as most of us will. Seriously. who plans death? other than the critically ill? the fact that the US loses more people to natural disaster than terrorism or political violence is due only to our relative wealth, and our staggering entropy.
I'm not saying we deserved retribution for wonton warmaking, but, it was certainly, due to happen.
Previously, the violence had been done on our soil by our own people. Finally, we joined the ranks of the big boys and became subject to the panic and fear that most other nations live with (the same fear that Norway experiences now, though of course, they are only at the level of Oklahoma City, wait til they hit the Big Leagues).
Ok, I'm derailing. This was supposed to be about SMRGE. But I can't. I still can't. Amazingly, it still aches. It still hurts to admit I was wrong....or that I fucked up a great thing. Either way, it hurts, and for me, that's what 9/11 is. Oh, except for Arlie, and his posts from ground zero - that was transcendental.Maybe next post I can get to that. That inspiration that...that still works when I remember to work it.
Like everything else.
Wishing much strength and goodwill to all who read this, and to all who remain behind those amazing NYFD and others who tried to save their community. You are missed. Just like my dad. We miss those who are gone from our lives in whatever way they were part of it..

(note to self) Ok, am ready to go to Great Britian now. Specifically, London, Islington, Emirates Stadium. Also, would like to seek out Jonathan Creek goofiness, some recent Dr Who stuff, and y'know, meet a nice Gooner Boy. That is all. Ken says 2013, but if I can do it in 2012, I will.

real-life homicide episodes

Admittedly, I think about writing more than I do it lately - constantly thinking: I should sit and write about that. Then, getting back to the computer and finding excuses (not reasons, mind you) not to do it. The ideas evaporate and I am left, not creating, just consuming.
That said - it would be hard NOT to write something about the West Memphis 3's release this week. Not because I was a massive rabid supporter, I mean, as an active member of the DIY/punk rock/weird looking young adult contingent, it goes without saying that I was aware of the case. I also felt as if the outcome, the guilty convictions, were inevitable. Even though one look at the defendants, one cursory glance at statements and anyone who knew anything about culture, about what trenchcoats, black dye and of course, metallica mean, would know there was no real chance those three teenagers had committed a crime of that nature.
I didn't keep up on the case though. I remember when the first documentary came out, mostly due to the Metallica song(s) being included, but still didn't think all the musician notoriety would make a difference.
People, do not underestimate the power of Eddie Vedder, and I suppose, that Peter Jackson guy.
That isn't what interests me most at this point though. It's the DNA testing. The testing that wasn't done by the Arkansas police. Sure, many of the tests weren't available, but the scene was compromised (shades of Deliverance and Barney Fife) and evidence wasn't apparently collected. But thankfully enough did make it through, and enough money WAS raised (thanks to all the good rock and roll types who wear black t shirts, and that one country chick) to do the testing. I mention it because it was that kind of new testing on old evidence that solved a crime no one thought would ever be solved: Mia Zapata's murder. Through the tenacious work of detectives and lawyers, they got DNA work screened and compared and found a killer. The WM3 are free today because the state of Arkansas, presented with no DNA evidence that matches the convicted, and apparently some that matches someone else (not including a stepfather's hair that was dismissed not on scientific terms but as existing from daily contact. Interestingly, Arkasas police get to determine the provenance of evidence off-th-cuff, on heresay, like much of the case) decided to hedge their bets and free the wrongfully convicted, and at the same time, deny any responsibility to bring the actual murder(s) to trial.
It's kind of amazing to think about how many people may have been wrongfully convicted and killed based on just the lack of science, not even factoring in the misuse of power and authority that is standard procedure in law enforcement (especially in rural areas where news travels slow, if at all). One of the things that interests me is how in the space of 20 years, so much has changed about how investigations are done, that so many TV shows center on forensic investigations, that it would seem the sort of nonsense that happened in West Memphis would be much more difficult to achieve. Though I suppose, any time a jury is involved, and minimal evidence is available, the ability of a persuasive lawyer will still be vital.
I dunno, it just is amazing to me that so much has changed in the way we view these sorts of crimes, and that the means to investigate them has moved forward to such a degree that occasionally, good does win out. I'm really happy the 3 are out, jail is a horrible place; and prison, much less death row and solitary must be, as Damian says, hell on earth.

dad stuff

Father's Day is easier now in most ways - as I was laughing with my Mom today - it's been a relief not to worry about getting the card or a "good" gift for my dad - and it hasn't been an issue for 16 years now. Amazing that it's been 16 years, or that my dad would have been 74 this year. He, like Elvis, was probably wise in just making sure he didn't hit 60. I can't even imagine what 70+ Dad would have been like. Hell, I can barely remember what he was like, which is the hardest part of Father's Day. Every year, people waxing nostalgic about their pops, and me, I have like 6 whole memories, a handful of photos...and that's about it. I didn't know much about him, except he loved basketball and cars. He was funny, worked well with people, drank like a fish, and had charisma to burn. He also was dark and twisty with a previous life and horribly tragic childhood. He was lucky to have wandered into the computer trade in the early 1960's and was a creative force in a nascent technology field, though not a programmer, really. He liked meat and potatoes and drank Coors. I had a pretty tense teenage relationship with him as I wandered the liberal boundaries, not knowing that he was actually the democrat in our family. My mother doesn't seem to know much about him either - or is she does, she chooses not to let any of it out. She assures me that he loved us, though neither she nor I can remember a lot of demonstrable events of that love. For me, lunch with him while visiting his work, riding horses, and ultimately, shooting baskets in the front yard are the closest he and I ever got. He never met my husband, and only knew me to be what I've always been: a drifter, good at a lot of things, but not great at anything. He never met my brother's wives either, much less any of their kids. It's so strange, he left us with the one legacy he brought to family life: the early loss of a parent.
What prompted me today wasn't just the weekend "holiday" but a meme on NPR's music site about listing your dad's favorite song when he was your age. I have NO idea what that would be. If there even was a song he liked. He seemed to be completely removed from music...I mean there were tapes in his cars, but nothing he seemed connected to. However, when I was a kid...a little, little kid, he loved some wacky shit that hinted to who he either was, or ultimately, as I think all our music choices tell us, who he wanted to be.
My dad, apparently wanted to be Jerry Reed. And Tom Jones. This isn't shocking. His resemblance in the 70's to Burt Reynolds was something he obviously exploited (I guess who wouldn't?) and his soundtrack was all about that: Smokey and the Bandit redeux. However, the first record I even really tangibly remember seeing in our house was the LP of the "What's New Pussycat?" soundtrack. That is what I hear when I think of my father, though it was supplanted later by Kenny Rogers and other ridiculous shite, but ultimately, that cocktail loving suave dude who drove a Lotus and wooed my mom lurked forever within him. It is so hard not to be able to talk to him and ask questions about who he is, what he believed, liked, dreamed. Kids, don't be so pissed at your parents, don't wait to figure out that they are who they are because of where they've been and THAT is the valuable wisdom you need from them. Meet your parents, while you can.

I am a good cook. Which makes sense, since I spend the majority of my waking hours doing it. It is, and honestly, always really has been, my hobby and more recently; my profession. Today, in a kitchen bare of a lot of ingredients (payday is Monday, and money is tight lately) - I made a fantastic tortilla soup, which I just upgraded to black bean & tortilla. Made the stock from scratch, which I do regularly now, accumulating carcasses from the inevitable rotisserie chickens I buy (back to spending money on them, but the emotional cost of getting them for free made everything I made from those Roti chickens taste like doom) every week. I've got the method locked in, and I think HRH Keller would smile on the fact that I literally cook this stock for 48hours - at a bare simmer, adding water when the pot cooks off to half way - typically three times. Carcasses (including wing tips, pope's nose & neck) go in first alone for the first round of cooking down 50%. Then I add water back to the top, add carrots, celery & onion (though not mirpoix, just rough cut of all of them) and back it goes to the low, no bubble, just steam rising and movement below surface simmer. Overnight usually. My landlord would probably freak if she knew, and I often wonder if she notices any difference in the gas bill...at any rate. I always do it on my weekend, starting on my "friday evening" day and cooking through to my "sunday". I use the stocks for lots of stuff, but mostly soups, and usually I buy produce specifically for them, but this week, I was a little short of cash (yes, even for produce) and it was raining like crazy, so I did a cupboard dump. Cumin (no cilantro or coriander in the house, need to fix that last issue, also no oils, either olive or canola, though I did have duck fat, so I sweated the onions in that), paprika, garlic, cayanne, a little tapatio, some oregano (italian seasoning, but just a pinch) salt and pepper. Fresh toms that were about to turn, and an onion. can of tomato sauce, and then patience. I will never stop loving the delight when I taste something that I scrape together like that. Didn't do any baking this weekend, but brought a lot of the stuff I did at work home, so no reason to heap piles more sugary shit onto my shelves.
Just wanted to get that down. Nothing earth shattering, just a note to self about how I'm getting through the Arsenal off season. Watched horrible USMNT vs ESP, ouch. But, on the other hand: Iker!! in the US, but he only played a bit of the last half so that was unfortunate. Though at least the tv cameras knew to keep him on camera as much as possible :)

Apartheid

It's amazing sometimes, to stop and think about how much the world has changed in the last 20 years. I guess this happens to everyone once they pass the old #40 in the rear-view mirror, and more and more I find myself thinking about how different "the kids today" are. Not just in that they don't know the power and excitement of receiving a letter - I just recently started a pen-pal exchange with my 10-year old nephew, and he had no idea what a post card was. Today though, it was an exchange with my 25-year-old coworker. She's a firecracker, and loves the punk rock (as she knows it, though she continues to blaspheme my generation's leaders, but whatever) and considers herself political: vegan, environmentally conscious, female-powered ("i spell woman with a Y" etc)...however there's this thing about history. In passing we were talking about our banks, and I mentioned that I was with Chase currently because they had bought out my previous WaMu, and was headed to Bank of the West because I wanted a smaller entity, and she told me she left WaMu and went to BofA, and I, as a reflex said "Oh, I left them when they refused to divest." Because I had. 20 years ago. Of course I changed a lot of stuff, stopped drinking Coke, protested our campus into not buying IBM computers, etc. But it was her blank stare and her question: "What do you mean, DI-vest?" And I replied, "From South Africa."
Still nothing. "Because of Apartheid, you know?" She did not, and seemed sort of perplexed. I haven't really talked much about this, about my politics, in a long time (when I talk politics, I generally do it to an audience who already knows where I sit, unless it's on the internet, and that I gave up a while ago, though I think I've tossed a few rants in here from time to time). I didn't want to rant so I just gave her the cliff notes. "So back in the late 80's when South Africa was having a financial crisis and trying to sell off their gold and get countries to invest in their country, back when Nelson Mandela was still in jail, there was, and had been in place for a long time a..." I genuinely hesitated, though why I don't know; "a policy called apartheid, separating the races systematically...and we, we protested it. We took the view that if we refused to participate in helping South Africa succeed financially, that would affect the people who were benifiting the most from apartheid, and ultimately, couldn't affect the victims as their lives were already desperate and horrible. We refused to buy things from companies who did business in that country...we protested to keep our campus from spending our student monies with those companies."
She seemed astounded that it would make a difference, though she didn't say so. She did say, how's that work? And I responded, Imagine if the Chinese decided to pull their money from America because they thought the US policy of allowing states to outlaw female reproductive services, was a civil injustice (not that the Chinese government would ever do anything even remotely like that, but I needed a broad example)? All that money just gone, Poof! Like that, sorta. The subject died off quick, and I didn't get a chance to say my favorite sentence in the whole world: I never ever expected to see Nelson Mandela walk out of prison, Certainly not become the president of the country that jailed him for 33 years, and yet, he did.
I know Leonard Peltier will not get that chance in THIS country. I didn't expect to see the Berlin Wall come down (didn't really expect it to be an issue at all, really). Some stuff you just do because you believe in it. I didn't believe I'd ever vote for a candidate for president of the US who would win. Even that has happened. What comes next? As crazy and depressing as things get, there are these, focused, blazing moments that make you feel like it's worth hanging around...so I do.
But the kids, what the hell are we gonna do about the kids? 20 years and apartheid is forgotten? Even last year as I watched the World Cup I was kind of awed by how distant it all seemed, was it really not a victory for humanity that they don't teach it in History? Or is it because historically it's linked to our own racial segregation and so we bury it?
Ok, that's enough for now. Sleep tight.

Oh, and there was an earthquake today - it was also supposed to be the Rapture, and to be honest, I was kind of hoping something would happen. Have been waiting for the baking system to collapse for a looong ass time, and when the house shook at about 7pm tonight I got a little tingly. But of course it was just a Caliquake, typical, but my first in this house. No angels, no fire, no brimstone. Sigh. I'm happy to go if the world ends, I have had a decent run and since the last couple years haven't been too productive, i'm ready to go. But I guess not. So: continue with the book idea and keep showing up to work. Maybe get another dog. At least until whatever day NEXT year it is that the world is supposed to end.
Again.
Also, shout outs from favorite DC drummer and ex-Roli New guy today, and of course, the delightful Arsenalboy so that was nice. Sad that the season is almost over, and not sure what I will do this summer to keep myself amused without a World Cup to organize my days by.
Ah well. Continue planning UK visit I guess.

So, it was inevitable that the Universe (or, The Life, as my good pal Dario calls it) would pair me up with a 25-year-old female vegan punk rock baker as my new coworker. Yep, it's as if every cliche I hoped to avoid has come crashing back. However, it's led to some interesting introspection on my part. Not that I haven't waxed on about how punk rock has evolved and become mainstream as I've watched it happen. Hell, I remember the first time I heard Green Day on the normal radio and was pretty sure I was hallucinating. Now, I mention that to the Vegan Bakeress (VB?) and she tilts her head like the RCA dog (wow, could I pack entries with more outdated references? sheesh), and doesn't quite understand how that could be earth-shattering.
No, not the damn music, the fact that there was actual punk rock being played on a normal radio station in a place of business. Granted, it was a Kinko's in Seattle (Capitol Hill no less, but still) but that it was followed in close order that week by the debut of a Bad Religion song about blew my doors off. Oddly though, the fact that it must have been old news by the time I heard them on the radio (as I really didn't listen to a lot of radio save for what used to be KCMU and is now KEXP) it still made be take notice. Our bands were getting played. Bands I'd played with. That it is normal for every little band to kick out into the stratosphere tells me something about the change in the Universe. What that change is, I'm still trying to wrap my head around. But it's odd. To hear VB talk about how she owns a house and is vegan and loves Henry Rollins. Then tells me how her "childhood idols" like Kev seconds are "fat and old." Childhood idols? I got a little tense and warned her not to take Kev's name in vain around me: her childhood idol? My frigging hero. Role model. Something like that. Then she shares her inside knowledge that Ian Mackaye (which she mispronounces, just like all good West Coast kids) once drank a beer. I can barely contain myself...and my mind wanders to years spent at d.c. space, reading MRR, playing crappy little shows, spending months of my life in vans....of group houses, and community center shows...of band arguments, practice space payments, and various retail jobs with other musicians. So much of my life, as we were living it, feeling so out of the loop, so outside of the norm, even in Seattle at times, unless you were on the Hill, it's amazing to me now how normal it all is. I'm still having a hard time putting it into words (having a hard time with that a lot lately. kids: don't do drugs) but there's a strange sense of achievement and disconnect. These kids, with their stretched earlobes and neck tattoos, having no idea of their own history. Of not knowing a time when being punk rock was not about a look or a style, but the lack of said thing. A quick browse of facebook or youtube and you look at old show videos from back in the day and you see such a cross section of types going to see shows, all unified by the fact that they simply didn't fit in anywhere else. As if punk rock was the Ferris Bueller of sub societies in youth culture. Now, thanks to the internet, everyone has a niche and they get to celerate it, but it makes me kind of sad too. There isn't a lot of romance in it. In trusting mailorders to europe, penpals you wrote to three times a week, writing letters at all. Buying actual records. Sitting and listening to them as you paged through MRR or Factsheet 5. I want to be more eloquent - I wonder how many other not-famous-but-once-active d.i.y punk adults are out there struggling with this. Why am I struggling? Shouldn't I be delighted? Stoked that we clearly made a difference at some point? Yet, Republicans still want to yank Planned Parenthood funding and reality TV is all the rage.
Progress?

So. The more things change, the more they stay the same. New kitchen and I'm settling in. It's an interesting set-up, we cook after the restaurant closes so it's just a couple of us bakers, and lately, just me & an intern, as my 25-year-old "boss" has taken a sick leave (and she's only been on the job for 3 mos), reminding me a lot of 5, and we know how that worked out. Better news still is that when my pal gets back from Germany, things could get even better, and the Manager of All Locations (let's call him: Mac) has already expressed interest in my gallettes. Which would be awesome, but right now, in production mode, I don't see it happening very easily. Plus, transportation could be an issue. Last night, all alone closing, I ran into a massive time crunch and realized I left a roulade in the freezer.But, you know what? I'm human, and at least nothing was burnt. Yeah. It's a good kitchen though, very SF MexiMafia, but I'm getting a feel for it. Not having my own transportation blows though, as I would have stayed as long as it took last night if I didn't have to catch that last train. Anyway, it appears so far so good. I just need to focus on shit. As per usual. Really miss the dog like crazy right now, but it's better she's not around really, because the hours are kind of crap. Well, actually, maybe not. She'd sleep all night anyway. Whatever. I'm just a little lonely. Had a brief discussion with CG while he was on the road, but it was, as per usual because he was lit up like a pumpkin. Many things were said and promised (as usual) and then 4 days later, he has no recollection of any of the conversation and texts me asking the same questions he asked when we spoke. Typical. Why I fall for this routine time and time again is just another indication of how useless that relationship is. Whatever. I know how I feel, I know what I believe in, and if I can just keep my standards to the level he instilled in me, that will be fine. It's perfect: he can't bury me at work anymore because he isn't there, but he can inspire me, because my recollection is obviously better than the actual product. So glad I'm not involved in the crazy chicken business. All those markets open, what a nightmare.
So glad to be done with that. Today: big production, long, long night, but then, I'm off!
Payday is tomorrow, but I think I will just leave it until Monday - better not to spend it anyway, yeah? Hope it's enough. Otherwise, back to the EDD.
Also, Schwartzenagger thing is funny. Once upon a time I would have written an entire post just on that. I'm kind of glad they are getting divorced, as I never believed in that marriage to begin with, and his inability to honor it is pretty classic. It's amazing that no one seems immune to having shit fall apart.

Aaaaannnnd, seven days later I'm fired. Over a disagreement about my management of CG, but ultimately, about Boss not liking the way I work, or more to the point, the way I interact with him in conjunction with the fact that I'm not a desk jockey of any merit. So when he told me to leave, I did. I probably shouldn't have, from a purely financial standpoint, but, emotionally, I was a disaster and getting worse. I couldn't focus. In fact, in record time (as usual) I found myself in a kitchen again via a pal I made while managing hot dogs, and my almost 3 years of random drifting has clearly taken a toll on my ability to focus. Which is ridiculous, because I literally HAVE NOTHING else to think about, and I'm still doing stupid, stupid shit. But tomorrow will be better. It's just amazing how far removed I feel from everything, and that I let so much stuff frigging blow my plan. At any rate, I just need to DO this for a while, get back in the swing of things. Realize that the 5 years I had of "dues paying" really wasn't. I wrote mostly my own check and got really fricking lucky so now it's go time. Production Go Time. I just can't help but wonder if CG is now comparing notes with Boss on what it's like to try and work with me because I'm so "intense". Whatever. Intense. As if. I never felt comfortable in that job and it simply was not getting any better no matter how hard i tried to do things. Sure, he was kind, on the back of being a total jerk, but whatever. Now it's an almost all-female group (!) and it seems like it will be ok. I hope. Yeah.

This is the part where I regurgitate the feel-good platitiudes...sorry, affirmations. One day at a time. Keep your head up. When a door shuts a window opens. Nothing good comes easy. Through pain, we understand what joy is (I kinda free-formed that one), etc. Not gonna lie. It's been a rough week. Two weeks. Month? Even an awesome pen pal can't take the sting out of a soul-sucking job. There is light at the end of the tunnel (ooh, another one), maybe. Have been launching resumes out at a steady clip, trying to get back into a kitchen. Not gonna wimp out this time. Gonna go for it. Might be getting it through a contact I made at the hot dog thing. So I don't suck. Which is nice to remember, because I have felt totally like the peasant standing in the river as it rises to just at her nose...she can't swim, because the water might cover her. She just tries to stay in place while it flows past, hoping it doesn't rise any further. It's going to get worse over the summer if I stay here and Owner2 has made it clear he has no confidence in me. Maybe I should have fought harder for the festival today, but ultimately, why? So I can watch it go to hell? Sure a victory would be nice, but I'm kind of at a cut-my-losses stage. They won't fire me, and that's their mistake. I won't just storm out, and I will fucking milk it if i have to. Because ultimately, I'm alone, I have to look out for myself. So many moral issues I have. So many tedious issues. The saddest part is having CG come into the place, and I won't be able to stay. But that's part of it too - it breaks my heart to be around him. Again. All the scar tissue that had formed is gone, and it's just another raw nerve to go with the trauma of hot dogs, the death of the real dog and the loneliness of being so far from family and other than the big K2, friends who really know me.
I miss Seattle. Though if I take another new job I'm not going anywhere. Crap. i really wanted this to work, but it hasn't ever felt right. At all. MUST make it right.

Dammit. When I say i love food, i'm not kidding. i love making it, eating it, shopping for it, reading about it, breaking it apart, and hell - it turns out, i even kind of like serving it (matt and christian are spinning uncontrollably; not in their graves, but possibly in place, as I type this. i am, in Mia Zapata's famous refrain "NOT a (server)". But yeah. it's becoming crystal clear to me, with the help of CG in his reprisal of the role of "Chef Guy" that I need to get back with the food. Sweet or savory, but as I waxed on about my Caprase at Lantana, seriously, I missed it. I miss building those salads every night. As I spoke the words I felt this low-level rush of adrenaline. of that push of service, that joy of Craig coming back to tell me how blown away the table was. How I KNEW it ruled., When you finish a plate that is spectacular - I fucking miss that sooooo much, and cannot express it to anyone other than CG, and he can't hear it , because his life is so much more complicated now. Which I get, and which is good, in that his razor sharp anger isn't targeting anymore, and that is nice. I like him so much now. It makes going through all the nonsense before ok, and I'm glad, because all I ever wanted was to work with him on a level playing field. And we are almost there. Maybe. if I don't get all dragged into some sort of crazed pen-pal relationship with a guy I might just talk to on the phone for the first time soon. It's all so "Gavin & Stacy" but subbing out the Tottenham for Arsenal, and the Wales for the Bay Area. Odd, but ok, I guess. It's gotta happen somehow. I just...am torn, and can't talk to my old pal in the F-no right now. It's outside that realm, and she's seen me fall so many times, I don't want her to offer solace. I need to do this without her, though it's odd to even type that, much less accept it as fact.
I'm aware I'm self-involved, and when we broached the "mama" issue in a drive-by conversation today, fucking CG was ON. It was amazing. Where he would have previously pounced for blood he let it go. Awesome. Aces. Him=happy, pretty awesome. Him with the SwissTasmanianDevil for a week - who knows? Whatever, just keep gettin up every day. When I told him my brother told me to "keep my head up" he had an interesting repsonse, and it made me hesitate.
I'm amazed at the caliber of people I get to meet. Sure, sometimes it takes a bit to get to them, but it's never uninteresting. Currently dealing with my Commissary manager, A, and things are taking an odd turn. If it was the A(dolpho) from Lantana, I might understand.
Wait. Maybe it is. Wife, Kids, christian. Blow job in the walk-in next? Yikes. See, you can't make this shit up, and I need to get back to work on the manuscript. Or spec script? Hrm....

It's true - I don't watch the news anymore. Not even CNN (which used to be on continually when I was dating SMRGE, though we toned it down when the child came to live with us...oh, so much of that gawdawful japaneseinspired cartoon tripe...what was her name? can't remember now, but it will come to me shortly, surely *sailor moon, it's name was sailor moon). But I do watch the Daily Show, which is like news, but with my filter on, so that's nice. And, of course, Jon Stewart is DREAMY. More dreamy than Cesc, yes. Right. So. I've been absent for most of the Libya debacle, save for the moments when my INSANE swiss boss starts using it as a metaphor for management styles. Holy crap. I literally stood back and let my internal monologue go into great detail as he rambled on, and on, and on. It was a typical anti-American screed. Which always makes me smirk because HEY! SWISSGUY! WHERE YOU LIVE NOW?...WHY??? if it's so goddamn great elsewhere (and of course, you'll get no argument from me, christ, if I could figure out a way to decamp to anywhere in Europe and live, I would be on the first plane out of here) GO. I am tired on the constant berating of my poor, sad countrymen (and of course, women). Tired of your ridiculous ethnic tirades, especially about the Mexicans who are the backbone of your company. Seriously. You, and your ridiculous Japanese wife, need to stop with the racial slurs already. It is going to come to a point where I will have to draw a line. I am already feeling a moral twinge, and it's getting worse. You calling people by your secret "Jalapeople" name isn't helping. You enabling flawed Kenyans, is only making it more painful. You treating me like a small chimp with cymbals is irritating, and makes me wish, for the first time in 7 years, that I'd never left reprographics. Nice work, Swissguy. Nice work
Wait, this was going to be about my lack of media consumption. Ah well. What I should actually write about is the guy, locally, who is hanging the "Free Leonard" signs in my area. The guy who I hope will be back on the overpass once the weather improves. The guy who is still committed to the fight. I mention it because I miss being committed to something, to change, to helping change come about. I almost feel like I'm not sure how to make it happen anymore, I'm so consumed and depressed by all these people having babies and turning the world in on itself on themselves, so that everything is about them, the wonder of their child.
And it seems they lose sight of the rest of the world. Which I guess is how it goes. And it means I need to remain sober and vigilent becuase who the hell else will? How does this work now>

I forget sometimes. That I have experienced some amazing stuff, come across some individuals who have touched me, and in turn, have let me know that I have touched them. I am a habitual leaver of people, of contact, of assuming that less is more, or that if they aren't reaching out to me, they don't want to be reached....yeah. What's got me on this tangent? A little light housekeeping (as, let's be honest LIGHT housekeeping is really the only kind I do) had me sorting through cds, and I found a compilation that Peter, the Lantana bartender had made for me. Now. I'm a sucker for mix tapes, and in this millennium have learned to accept cds as a reasonable (barely) facsimile. I love that I know how to spell facsimile because I worked at Kinko's. I gained so much from those years...
Anyway, where was I? Ah, yes, Peter. He of the knowing glance and stories from volunteering in Tanzania, though, like so many of us misfit toys who ended up at Lantana, he was docked in Fresno for the moment. We had a good rapport (as I recall - though it's misty, I was pretty constantly pickled through much of that experience; including, but not limited to the evening of our official opening, when I was so literally hung over that I found myself on all fours on the brand new tiles of the women's restroom hurling my guts out, and staggering back to my station to work the shift pale and shaking, but finished it nonetheless. Imagine how amazing my work would have been, had I been sober).
Yeah, so, Peter. He was forever playing amazing samba and latin jazz stuff in his 2001-space odyssey bar. It struck me particularly because I had worked with a guy from Brazil (or so he claimed) named Fernando at a record store called Nobody Beats The Wiz when I was in WDC. Fernando wore a slick eurotrashy suit to work every day and sold cds like a mofo to yuppies who wandered into our Georgetown store during their lunch. In the passing hours of the day he introduced me to everyone from Sade to Gilberto Gil. it was awesome, and as has often been the case in my musical education, I learn best from people who are passionate about what they listen to. To the point of even listening to and appreciating TOOL, but that is another story altogether.
The pre-service trips through the bar I would make - generally to communicate the specials of the day, as I reigned over both appetizers and desserts and took an odd and bizarre pleasure in making sure the front of the house could explain my shit, were always punctuated by a lively conversation with Peter where he, like Ryan and a few others, would quiz me about the food. My compatriot, the Executive Chef, the delightful Ray, wasn't quite as intense about that, though he was certainly intense about his food and getting it done. He also looked great in his whites.
Again, another story for another time. My point, if there is one, is that there was a cadre of young males (my favorite demographic, in case that was in doubt...) that were interested in food, and looked to me as their source - and, while I had only so much experience, what I lacked in actual miles logged I had more than made up for in passion and an adaptability with recipes. I tweaked the hell out of everything I was curious about: French Laundry ideas? Yup. Chez Panisse inspired? Yup again. Both Ray and I were skating along, making it up as we went, and getting away with it for quite a while (well into a year plus before I bailed), and honestly, all I was trying to communicate to the FOH boys was my passion for amazing food, great produce, for caring about what you do versus the shit you sling at Claim Jumper (not that it's bad to do that, after all, you gotta pay the rent sometimes, but for us, then, it was all I lived for, and since I couldn't be working at those dreamy restaurants, I was bound and determined to create the experience for myself, as best I could anyway). It worked, and Peter seemed quite taken with my rabid devotion to the farmer's markets, and made me several cds of the Brazilian music he favored. Later, when I moved on from Lantana, he gave me a fantastic book about heirloom tomatoes (the holy grail for me, which I expressed eloquently in a fantastic caprase that still makes my heart swell, just thinking about how beautiful those plates were, how fantastic they tasted....argh). So I was reading his inscription to me in the book and it, like so many similar things made me wonder about subtext, about my inability to act on things. There was an amazingly drunken evening that finished at his house - I awoke in a room I could barely remember being in, and I was alone...it was typical of the time. We were so close all of us, when the restaurant started, and then like so many relationships it all fell apart. Ah well.
I still have the book, the cds and warm thoughts again.
I was going to wax on about the significance of mixtapes/cds, but maybe next time. You know, I've only made one for anyone else (CG, of course) - didn't even make one for SMRGE...but have had many made for me. Kind of miss music as communication. Remembering now the FOH guy at Pangea who until he heard me listening to the Get Up Kids while prepping one afternoon, kind of hated me a bit because I was pretty rough on him - and he immediately opened up, and a day later came in with not one, but 3 cds for me. Funny, really. When I get all wigged out about being alone, and about not being very successful with personal interactions (which is easy to do when everyone you have an actual relationship with ultimately leaves you and goes on to find their actual soul mate & true happiness, and yet you continue on, wondering what the hell it will take to understand the reality of what is going on around you...) it's good to remember that some people do dig you, or HAVE dug you. That every now and then, you'll get a phone call from a long lost pen pal, or an email from someone you love a ton but think has forgotten you...it's why I keep getting up every morning, even though my dog is gone and my job is lacking and I'm struggling to find that outlet, that thing that will let me fly again. Or something like that. If you've never lost, never hurt, never failed, how can you know what success feels like, right?
Yeah.

Turns out i'm still a pretty good pen pal. Arsenal fan and now new pen pal (ok, not pens, but email, but it's the same sort of exchange, and we do actually send packages in the mail too - which is awesome and fun) Simon is all that's keeping me in the mix right now. Haven't mentioned it to anyone, seems a little goofy. i mean, sure, I'll tell my best pal, but otherwise, it'll stay on the DL (except for shouting it here, into the ether!) until it manifests itself. But for now, he's funny, smart, loves Nasri & Sagna, lives not far from Emirates, and...at least in the photos, nice to look at. Haven't spoken on the phone yet, and I'm completely happy about that. In no hurry, enjoying the flirting, the mystery, the discovery. That part where everyone unloads all their baggage in one longwinded night, that's bullshit, and I'm glad for there being thousands of miles for now, something to look forward to is good now. It's what I need, because I'm floundering here and need something to take me outside of that seems to be this spiral. My goal is to meet, there, not here.
Not here, not now. There, not too far from now, though.
*sigh*

It was a whim. Like most things I do, it was impulsive, and the immediate rush when I received a phone call 7 minutes after sending off my resume clearly blinded me. Or, I have effectively lost any and all ability to focus. To set goals. To fucking STUDY, and PREPARE. Jeezus. I had to call back within 5 minutes because I realized I had neglected to remember the caller's name, being so blown away by her immediate response. So, that clearly set the tone. I tried to convince myself last night that it wasn't a big deal; "Well, at least she'll think I'm honest and can admit if I've left something out or don't know something." But tonight, at the interview. Who have I become? Stammering, unable to string together coherent thought, unable to effectively communicate what desserts I like to make most? What inspires me? What doughs CAN I make? She says "pate brisee?" and I fumble around like a 15-year-old at her first kegger. Pathetic. Then, have the temerity to say what I want out of my job is to "be happy" jesus christ, that would put the fear of god into any interviewer, me especially? WARNING: highly combustible ego ahead. Yeah. Top that mountain of shite off with a ridiculous monetary demand (which isn't, really, or shouldn't be, but in Berkeley where surely there will be a 26 year old with 4 housemates who can live on $12 an hour, i'm toast). I felt it going down the drain as it was happening and began grasping at straws, but she let me down gently. I don't expect to be asked back to stage, and so, all I can do now is to take this experience into the next one. PS jackass, don't just BRING your book, REVIEW it. Prepare for the interview for the love of Kevin Second's mother!! On that note though, she did seem to be amused that I was in a punk rock band for 15 years. Yeah, big whoop. I am going to die alone in the gutter, penniless, wishing to god I spent less time reading twitter and more time in the sun. What the hell is wrong with me?
Also, back on the wagon again. Well, mostly. No spirits, and am 2 beers away from being clean and serene, AGAIN. Well, clean at any rate. serene? yeah, got one day of SRM in before that went to hell. Tried to meditate in the morning, and all it did was almost make me fall asleep on the drive in. Nonsense, it's all nonsense. Also, should have accepted the offer of a sandwich from potential employer. WTF? I just didn't want any of them to have to make me anything. Ah well. Nice neighborhood though - I suspect it's where my boss and his delightful japanese wife & child live. Ack. how awkward would THAT be?

Ok, so that was getting things off to somewhat of a morose start last night, but what the heck. So. We've got apocalypse stuff going on all over the world, and so I'm taking refuge in British sitcoms, and British football. That's right, I'm gonna be that girl. If I lived in England, it'd be really scary, but luckily (?) I don't, so it's just a mild obsession, though, granted, one that doesn't have a really positive outlet. That is, that I could physically attend games with other humans, go to pre- & post- match gatherings. As it is, I can only join other american fans for live broadcasts in pubs at 7am. Which is excellent on matchdays i don't work, and was wonderful for the first part of the seeason at my other job when I was typically off on Tuesday and Wed, both midweek days that games usually were broadcast at 11:30am - Guiness for lunch and breakfast - how can you not love a game like that? sadly, I changed jobs, and rarely am free on a matchday, and don't have enough seniority to be able to duck out. Boohoo. Anyway, the boys (the Adorkables, check //kickette.com for more fun stuff like that) are having a rough go at the moment, but I hope to be able to ramp up some useful commentary soon. Currently, I'm still pretty new to the whole endeavor, and so I refrain from a lot of ranting.
Leaves time for the whining about my job, and being lonely in the Bay Area, as well. Yeah.
So anyway, British TV. Liked Skins more than I should have (being as I'm 3x the age the target market is, but so well-written, hard to pass up - plus: teen binge drinking and drug use, how is that not entertaining? Plus also, british teen slang, yay! So there's that. gavin & stacy, of course. And then Peep Show, which then led inexplicably to a barrage of Brit panel quiz show - the most epic starring one of my favorite Gooners, Alan Davies. So that's fun. And of course, regular doses of Top Gear (oh, the Hamster makes me all gooey!) and an older show, Green Wing, that features two of the main actors in the new show Episodes. Yeah. Loving it. Loving the fact that "fuck" is used easily, that slang is creative, and everyone, even dim soccer players like John Terry sound more intelligent with an accent. Better still are the international players, like my favorite, Bac, who are, say french, but have adopted britenglish. Love it!

in memory of Hopey

Just a quick note to try and jumpstart this brogmess....still miss the dog, and though insensitive jerks who try and tell you that certain forms of life are more valuable and meaningful than others - here's what I know: that dog became a part of my life, intrinsically when she was 7 weeks old, 17 years ago next month. I spent her entire life with her (save about 3 weeks when i was away, when she either stayed with my mother, or with my housemate, but never in a kennel); walking her for real twice a day, playing with her every day, rain or shine, horrific life circumstances or no. She was with me when my father died, when I got married, when I got divorced, when I was diagnosed with cancer, when I received my DUI, and every other epic moment. She was the bridge that transported me from one life to another. And now, she is gone. You can think that her life was worth less than that of a child, but for me, she was the center of my world, and to lose her is still heartbreaking, almost 5 months later, I can barely write words without completely dissolving into tears. I write this for everyone who has chosen not to have children because they wanted circumstances to be ideal, and understand that to take responsibility for another being (canine, human, or otherwise) is a real and honest undertaking.
Yes you can leave a dog alone in a house. People do it to kids all the time too. It's not rightin either case. We should celebrate everyone who values companionship, responsibility and love. Let's stop belittling people who have chosen not to have kids as not "experiencing the greatest joy in the world" - there are great joys for everyone, and that definition is limiting and often hurtful.
I'm sick of watching people blunder into parenthood and then lord it over others, when those of us who have chosen not to follow that path have to constantly explain themselves, as if we are defective.
Anyway. This morning, I miss Hopester more than ever, her wise acceptance and steely perseverance is missed night and day. I am glad she is out of pain, and hope that soon, the pain of being without her will fade as well.

Wow. It goes from surreal to just plain silly. New job, and hitting at a very intense time, and as always in food service (i'd say the kitchen, but in this instance it's at "the cart" every little thing makes you (ok, me) feel like the biggest jackass every. doesn't help with micro managing bosses (though, and i think this is a reflection on how far i've really come) you know yer gonna get shit for dumb stuff all the time. the thing that always really pisses me off, is, of course, nepotism. especially when other people, who are merely temping get all full of themselves, which brings me to my other point: wait, it's still favoritism. Yes, the woman who's known the boss linger, yet makes the same bullshit mistakes i do (worse, she really botched the tickets at the end of the shift) doesn't even get a blink, but i get a severe lecture on slicing buns ("perfectly in the middle") ((a: as if anyone ever does them all that way and b: buns are not static. some are warped thicker at one end, etc. NOT ALWAYS GONNA BE PERFECT. New boss though is the king of personnel, and his little asides and tone of voice and phrasing isn't helping: i know he's pissed, but he, unlike others, really undestand tdamin servers.The power of phrasing and communication. so that's cool.
Also, tips are nice.
Meanwhile, while I get all pissy about work, let's change topics to something better: namely that my pals Michelle and Kyle from KMK, Felix (from the Vinyard FM) and even DARIO (that's adam to me but Dario! for effect stopped by. That part was tragic, because Adam is like family almost and it killed me to not be able to hang out with him. But anyway, at least i got the hug (and some arm squeezes, and there was an awkward moment of almost kissing. strange. yeah.

Just for old time's sake (and to give a break to the whining i've been prone to lately, the Five:
. What do you do for a living?
I am a cook at a shelter for homeless and abused kids.

2. What do you like most about your job?
I am able to combine my love for cooking with an intense desire to do something to help others in need.

3. What do you like least about your job?
Being a non-profit means paying a less-than-living-wage at this point.

4. When you have a bad day at work it's usually because _____...
there's been a lack of planning by management, but honestly, i haven't had a BAD day yet.

5. What other career(s) are you interested in?
Photographer for National Geographic, of course!

and then it all turns to shit, and quickly. i bought the whole long-distance i love you thing, until i found his personal ad. what a cliche. calling me all the names he is in fact living up to right now. he doesn't love me. doesn't care about me. and once again i am in a monetary hole, and alone. how is it that i keep doing this over, and over? dunno. better job with no real pay right now, but that looks sketchy. dunno how to pay for school, and well...it is all almost too much to even write about anymore. again.

whatever happens now, happens. it seems good, the way things seem to be finally making sense, as if all the pain and drama and confusion are finally distilling into something concrete. but, ultimately, what it comes down to, as it often does, is my self esteem. the confidence to keep on in the face of my entire life just blowing apart is not just character building, but solid proof that I can do whatever i set my mind to do. the key is deciding what to do.
right now, SMRHE is off rocking. wish i was too, but then, also, having a new life is promising. might have a new, scary challenging job. that would allow me to save up. to go to school, to go to europe, to...go. and that's what i want to do - GO.
p.s. bill murray still rules the school.
oh, and my fresno scene report was well recieved by j, which bodes well for the future, i think. i've been here before, it's not so bad.

For a minute there, I saw daylight. Went to the 'Nats show as a final live show in a populated area before begining the long, cold, isolation excercise that has become my month east before heading south. It was a good show, though I took *Courtney* with, as she was the only person willing to brave the Croc on a Thursday. So that was kind of a drag, but it went okya, because after a couple of mixed signals, I coughed up the courage to approach SingerGuy and to make contact and it was good, and positive, and led to a sprited email exchange which naturally came to a screeching halt as soon as i mentioned the hurling/ridicule part of our night together. Damn MCWDITW, swear. And now I'm going back and forth about emailing a follow-up, but am certain that if i email it will look even more pathetic and desperate, so i guess i just leave it like i leave everything else. i mean, what to do? didn't go to the xmas party show as i was here in exile. am struggling with SMRGE and my feelings about this seperation. I want so much to be civil and understanding, but everywhere around me is anger at him. I don't even know really if i DO want to ever get together again, because ultimately, even if we do have so much in common - he's lying to me about receiving my emails and probably about the letters too - and i can't confront him about it, because, well a) im not supposed to know this and b) what's the point, beyond: hey he's lying to you to remove the responsibility of writing to you so THINK about that goof.
yeah. think about it. it's hard not to when it's all you've got time to do.
right. i lost my focus this weekend, ate enough to see on the scale (ulp) and so i need to get back into the zone.
also, the Eugene contingent is scary and rabid and a little troubling, but i'll bring it up with ken so that nothing is a huge suprose. he'll understand a quick SMRGE-reduction excercise - though if Xmas goes as i expect (will it? will anything go as planned ever again?) then i might not want to wipe that away - just like i didn't want UberEx to be the last taste in my mouth, i dunno if i want the Mistake I Made re:drummer in rad band i could have been with in seattle to be the last one i make.
y'know, writing in code blows. i don't know if i use the names if it will get hits, but after the diaryland escapade i'm scared.
ok, more blather later.

Woo, I'm soaking in it! Yeah. Not all that happy yet to be back in the pool of uncertainty, but paddling along nonetheless...and about ready to cuddle up to the new 'Nats cd for a good long time - it's definitely going to be the soundtrack for my transition. Painful, bittersweet, all of that. They play on the 21st (or sometime that weekend) and i think i would like to make that my last live show for a while - sure it'd be nice if it were a Juno show, but that isn't going to happen, so I'll go for the next best thing, possible collisions with the past be damned. I need to hear those new songs live. Then move on.
It's so hard for me right now, and as much as i want to talk to the people around me who care - my mom, k&k, my brother (well both of them, it appears - who knew mark would care so much? i bet he'd pound SMRHE into the ground if i said the word...weird) - but right now - i just feel so deeply sad. this is all such a bad move, but in my heart i knew there were big problems, and his constant declarations of unconditional love...weren't. And mine? mine were - at least as far as made to the person i thought he was. but now - and god, i hate that it's such a goddamn cliche...but it wasn't what i thought it was. i had clues, but ignored them, and in so doing, let a lot of this shit happen. i knew his heart is lost to the past (is mine?)...maybe we ARE too much alike to be able to function as a unit. I think we are going to have to get a divorce and that kills me. i knew it. knew it, knew it.
so sad. confused, and most of all: tired. i need a month off again. and then, it all starts new. again.
i am so very tired of reinventing my life. why can't i just be...just be. one last appointment (probably) with dr.s today, and then who knows what happens next.

So, yeah, it's really going to happen. Yikes. Meanwhile, let's commence with the Five:

1. What food do you like that most people hate?
Most people...tough, 'cause i like lots of things, but the thing that usually gets the most attention is eating whole tomatos like apples, i guess. i also quite like wasabi, but loads of people do now.

2. What food do you hate that most people love?
I am not a big fan of corn, except as a very fresh ear, or as polenta. Bot kernal corn - ick.

3. What famous person, whom many people may find attractive, is most unappealing to you?
Yeah, I'm not getting Justin Timberlake. He looks like Screech to me.


4. What famous person, whom many people may find unappealing, do you find
attractive?
Gosh, I dunno - Kevin Smith?


5. What popular trend baffles you?
The girls wearing their thong underwear out above the pants...don't get that or the whole belly hanging over everywhere thing.

Well, this very well may come alive yet, as i'm about to launch myself, once again into a new life, courtesy of the Slightly-Less-Rockin'-Than-I-Thought-Husband-Ever's realization that he needs to go relive his nightmare of 10 years ago and try to change the result. I, having nursed him through 3 years of self-examination and attempts at helping fix the situation, just can't go along with the program this time. thus, he will be staying in this city, and i will hit the road. first to ellensburg, to give some facetime to my mom through the holidays, and then headin' south to Fresno to enjoy the sun and fun of actually living in a place where i've got some real, non-substance abusing friends. woohoo. maybe back to school. maybe just another graphics job, but either way, i'm pulling up the stakes, packing the tent and hauling the dog&ponytail show back on the road dammit. i've been here too long anyway. truth be told, i really did have delusions of doing this with my husband, but cest la vie, yeah?
so on to the pointless drivel:
1. What was your first Halloween costume?
Photographic evidence reaveals woody woodpecker, or possibly a bizarre fairy-ish get up, depending on the age of the photos. earlier than that, i have no recollection of, and my parents didn't go in for putting babies in costume.

2. What was your best costume and why?
I was Hobbes, and Mike was Calvin. It was perfect (though i was a bit of a rounder hobbes than one might envision) because it fit our demeanors and physical appearance (except mike was taller, but otherwise it worked) and i made my tiger suit: i dyed a union suit orange and painted stripes on it, and then did a little makeup thing with my face - i think the only fucked up part was the ears - i don't think i had the ears going on, but it was great fun. i even stuffed and made a tail, and had the best time frolicking about the party (a party full of senate interns, it ruled!) more tigger than hobbes by the end of the evening.

3. Did you ever play a trick on someone who didn't give you a treat?
No. But my brother was all about that.

4. Do you have any Halloween traditions? (ie: Family pumpkin carving, special dinner before trick or treating, etc.)
tend to avoid it altogether now.

5. Share your favorite scary story...real or legend!
hurmpph. don't really have one.

There's gotta be more to this than just knee-jerk reactions to theFriday Five yeah? Maybe. Maybe not. Still trying to finesse that part. Still trying...so much to say, especially after reading some Noam Chomsky and stuff - getting the gears churning. Ideas need energy and time though. We'll try for that this weekend...until then:
1. Name five things in your refrigerator.
leftover tomato soup
leftover parmesan garlic soup
capers
diet coke
cheese (three types!)

2. Name five things in your freezer.
ice
french fries
pizza dough
pies
mochi!

3. Name five things under your kitchen sink.
trash can
dog food
comet cleanser
murky stuff in the back....

4. Name five things around your computer.
lupe
coffee thermos - almost empty :(
plastic lizard with a girls head on a string
crazy clown figure
lisa simpson under a dome


5. Name five things in your medicine cabinet.
bandaids
wax
dog meds
smrhe's meds
baby powder

Just for fun, and because if i start a rant about the election in California it will just devolve into making me angry, and well, no one reads this anyway, so i posted it at the journal that still might get some hits...so yeah. here's a quickie Five:
1. Do you watch sports? If so, which ones?
Occasionally. I usually get caught up in tennis, baseball and lately, now that it gets airtime, skateboarding and bmxing. Horse racing, but it doesn't get broadcast much. I've been to the track a few times, but i'm not much of a gambler so it gets old quick. Also, sometimes, i'll leave a weekend golf match on if Tiger is doing well, or they are playing in some messed up wind or something....

2. What/who are your favorite sports teams and/or favorite athletes?
I am a John McEnroe fan from waaaaaaaaaaaaay back. Still. Team sports don't really rock my world, but i have a soft spot for underdogs, so i like the Cubs and locally the mishap-ridden Seahawks and Sonics amuse me. I also have an affection for jockey Steve Cauthen, who rode my all-time favorite sports event: the Affirmed/Alydar Kentucky Derby. Oh, and i followed Boom-boom Mancini as a kid too. WEird.

3. Are there any sports you hate?
I generally kinda hate all team sports, cause i think they engender a herd mentality that's not constructive. Auto racing kinda mystifies me. Gymnastics and ice skating are pretty irritating as "sports".

4. Have you ever been to a sports event?
Sure. Best ever: John Mc Enroe vs. Jimmy Conners with my dad. That fully ruled.

5. Do/did you play any sports (in school or other)? How long did you play?
Nope. I liked basketball as a kid, but had no discipline. I was briefly considering softball as a teenager, but bailed. I'm not much of a joiner as far as that goes.

Generally, i don't like to talk about dreams, cause i'm one of those types who is pretty damn sure that no one wants to hear about your dreams (unless they were in it, in which case, it's still probably not something that you want to hear) - but since i haven't been keeping a paper journal for almost a frigging year now (sporadically, but nothing like i used to) where i usually scribble little reminders about them, just so that years from now i can go "wow, how funny that that is what was on my mind back then". So in that vein: note to self, 2 dreams of note in this time of working 5-3 with serious marital insomnia.
1) the croat makes an appearance of an amourous nature, but in another one of the almost serial "had no idea i was so into YOU' way. yum.
2) the B makes somes to me in my dream and once again tells me to knock off the bullshit. this time at some sort of parent-teacher thing (though whose parent i was i'm not sure. it may have been the Urchin, but not clear) and he came up to me in the back row, either with a skateboard or on his way to skate, and told me i had no business worrying about this shit.
i think anyway. i woke up feeling distinctly chagrined.
thanks b-bob.

Never got back to last weeks question, not that anyone is reading this but me later...but still. I have ideas, but it always comes down to Friday

1. Who is your favorite singer/musician? Why?
Such a hard question - especially now. But I think it still is Kevin Seconds - and not just because of the music he makes (alone and with 7Seconds) but also for the life he's chosen to make with it, which is pretty damn awesome.
I'm also quite fond lately of Jeff Tweedy, in all his incarnations band-wise. Definitely musically one of the most interesting guys creating stuff right now.

2. What one singer/musician can you not stand? Why?
Oh, sooo many. But Kid Rock. I just plain do not get that. At all. I get Limp Biscuit, but I don't get Kid Rock. But there are soooo, sooo many others. Mostly anyone who sings to backing tracks and doesn't make any of the music themselves - those are the ones I really have a low tolerence for. It seems pretty fucking insulting to the listener, like you'd need eye candy to listen to anything good.

3. If your favorite singer wasn't in the music business, do you think you would still like him/her as a person?
Well, Kevsecs probably isn't really in the business, but if he weren't I think I'd definitely like him as a person, maybe even more (would totally depend on how much more jock-ish he'd get, I suppose. Maybe punk rock saved him from a life of team sports and high fives.

4. Have you been to any concerts? If yes, who put on the best show?
Yes, plenty. Best by far: the Gits. Mia, Steve, Matt and Andy = best band anywhere.
Also pretty damn cool: Juno.

5. What are your thoughts on downloading free music online vs. purchasing albums? Do you feel the RIAA is right in its pursuit to stop people from dowloading free music?
I think I like liner notes and album covers, but you can't really appreciate that in the cd format, so I'm torn. If I could still GET LPs I'd say why bother with crap mp3s. You should buy albums from the bands - that's why I dig punk rock. Anyway, basically I think that albums should be bought - but that you should be able to download songs to listen to, because there are soooo many sucky bands that it's just not feasible to expect people to cough up $20 for a cd by a band they've only heard one song from. I don't think mp3s are high enough quality to pay for personally, nor are they user-friendly (for most people) so if I dig a band, I buy the album (but I try and get it used or real cheap). Best answer to this question: stupid record companies simply lower the price of cds to a more managable 8 bux. Cds would fly off shelves - but it's almost too late for that now. I think the RIAA is chopping off it's own hands by suing it's potential customer base. You cannot legislate the kind of conumerism they want. Forcing people to create new ways to steal music is all you're gonna do by taking legal action. I once wrote a rant about Metallica regarding their little threats on the downloading issue. What I said then
Bad Metal Band - No Biscuit! holds true still for me.

1. Is the name you have now the same name that's on your birth certificate? If not, what's changed?

2. If you could change your name (first, middle and/or last), what would it be?

3. Why were you named what you were? (Is there a story behind it? Who specifically was responsible for naming you?)

4. Are there any names you really hate or love? What are they and why?

5. Is the analysis of your name at kabalarians.com / triggur.org / astroexpert accurate? How or how isn't it?

1. What housekeeping chore(s) do you hate doing the most?
i dislike the bathroom. always have.

2. Are there any that you like or don't mind doing?
dishes. the kitchen is ok. though i'm not a huge fan of the refrigerator. (cleaning i mean. i dig cold storage for food)

3. Do you have a routine throughout the week or just clean as it's needed?
kind of a routine, but SMRHE does the house stuff (vacuum, sweep, etc) about once a week. kitchen every night. the rest, is as-needed.

4. Do you have any odd cleaning/housekeeping quirks or rules?
i freak out about grease on handles, and i'm a bit of a freak about how the silverware should go in (handle down, not headfirst - icky). oh, and i hate wadded up wet towels and washclothes - i have an issue with mold.

5. What was the last thing you cleaned?
animals water bowl this morning.

not a good week - though several times i've wanted to just pound out some words about repeated dreams involving the Ex, weirding me out as it's happened at least 3 nights in a row now (WTF? we're supposed to go see the band play tomorrow, so maybe it's all this dread about seeing that? i don't think i've ever seen them play minus me...deep, deep trauma) and then all the repeated listens of the cool 'nats song - and that makes me think about S more than i should...and up soon is b-shoot and as per usual, since i've had the pentultimate b-shoot experience with him i'm almost sure to be all moony on monday. and also there's certainly a chance i could see him as well - as it'll be wilco we go for and surely (though i'm sure he's seen them many times before, i can't imagine he'll pass up the chance to see them with rem too) they'll be in there...somewhere.
on that poignant note (hee!)
1. Are you going to school this year?
gosh, i've thought about it: culinary school. or trying to get a substitute teaching job. or even just a night class in writing or something. but i'm not signed up at all - cause it costs money. which we don't have.

2. If yes, where are you going (high school, college, etc.)? If no, when did you graduate?
no. graduated high school in the fine Orwellian year of 1984. Good year, turns out. I left college in '88.

3. What are/were your favorite school subjects?
English, history and electives, of course. Especially: t.a. in library and a/v (seriously!) in jr high; paperstaff and photography in highschool.
college? dug almost all my classes - except for the damn math. but that's cause i picked what i wanted to take. LOVED my anthropology classes and almost changed my major. also thoroughly enjoyed african politics and the anarchism seminar!

4. What are/were your least favorite school subjects?
math and science, but i lay blame with teachers on that. killed my interest, and not one person EVER mentioned what you could DO with a biology degree (like study marine life and shit).

5. Have you ever had a favorite teacher? Why was he/she a favorite?
Several favorites - starting with Mr Brunnar in 5th grade (he built my self confidence), then Mr Gray in jr high (again with the independant spirit and appreciation for wit and effort), and though neither of them probably even remember me, Mr Hill and Dahlquist in high school, for encouraging my interest in the world outside high school.
no female teachers - except Ms Atkins in jr high, her strength, power and abilty to articulate resonated in me, though she and i weren't especially close either.
other females? nope, not really. didn't really get into female role models ironically.